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    Three Word Story

    Post by Deadly Pachirisu on Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:03 pm

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    I hope this is self-explanatory.

    One day a...


    Story #1

    One day an emo jumped off a tall cliff and broke his pelvis. He was limping away from his fall with pain and discomfort when a boulder came down the cliff and ran over the big fat emo kid. He likes to cut himself daily. Some beef and chicken fell from his greasy stomach to his intestines. Then he licked a small stick with butter and smelly blue cheese. Then he tried to eat a small brown blob called poop, but it fell out of his mouth. Shocked With piles of poop in front of his gooey toes, he stepped onto a duck which farted out some spaghetti and a toaster oven full of brownies and meatballs. He decided to go on with his life when he noticed that his pants' zipper was stuck on, so he couldn't get the nasty poop off of his fat bum. His underwear was soaked with pee and he tasted the sweet taste of the sweetest pain in history near the apex of his sore backside which was very red like a tomato from heaven. It slowly turned blue. While looking at it, the emo made out with a dog named Scooby-Doo. Then he ate a basket of porno magazines after looking into a bag full of pies. Then he took a crap on the floor and ran away to his house.

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    Once upon a time, Goku socked Wayne in the part that he values the most...

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    Re: Three Word Story

    Post by Soul Pichu on Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:57 pm

    ...With piles of...
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    Post by Deadly Pachirisu on Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:16 am

    ... poop in front ...

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    Re: Three Word Story

    Post by Cynic on Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:18 am

    of his gooey...
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    Post by Deadly Pachirisu on Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:19 am

    ... toes, he stepped ...

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    Post by Cynic on Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:22 am

    onto a duck...
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    Post by Deadly Pachirisu on Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:23 am

    ... which farted out ...

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    Post by Cynic on Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:24 am

    his spaghetti and
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    Post by Deadly Pachirisu on Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:25 am

    ... a toaster oven.

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    Post by Cynic on Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:26 am

    full of brownies...
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    Post by Soul Pichu on Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:27 am

    ...and meat balls...
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    Post by Deadly Pachirisu on Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:36 am

    He decided to...

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    Post by Cynic on Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:51 am

    go on with
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    Post by Deadly Pachirisu on Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:52 am

    ... his life when ...

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    Post by Cynic on Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:54 am

    he realized that..
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    Post by Deadly Pachirisu on Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:57 am

    ... his pants' zipper ...

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    Post by Cynic on Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:01 am

    was stuck on..
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    Post by Deadly Pachirisu on Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:04 am

    ... so he couldn't ...

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    Post by Cynic on Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:16 am

    get the nasty...
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    Post by Deadly Pachirisu on Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:23 am

    ... poop off of ...
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    Post by Soul Pichu on Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:47 am

    ....his fat bum....
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    Post by Deadly Pachirisu on Sat Aug 22, 2009 10:33 pm

    His underwear was...
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    Post by Soul Pichu on Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:15 am

    ...Soaked with pee...

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    Post by Cynic on Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:46 am

    and he tasted..
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    Post by Soul Pichu on Sun Aug 23, 2009 6:37 am

    ...The sweet taste...

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    Post by Cynic on Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:55 am

    of the sweetest...
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    Post by Soul Pichu on Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:17 am

    ...Pain in history....
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    Post by Deadly Pachirisu on Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:31 am

    ... near the apex ...
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    Post by Soul Pichu on Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:22 am

    ...of his sore backside....
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    Post by Deadly Pachirisu on Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:35 am

    ... which was ...

    Remember SP, only 3 words. Wink
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    Post by Soul Pichu on Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:15 am

    ...very red...
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